Bootie Licous ya been booted!

Guy Claims Nonexistent Service Parked His Car on Our Lot, Unleashing the Power of Imaginary Valet Magic! Folks, you won't believe this happened. It's a case of reality being stranger than fiction. This driver claimed that his truck was parked by a valet service in our lot. Surprisingly, he still had his keys and knew exactly where the truck was, but supposedly the "valet" took care of parking it for him. Here's the catch: we don't have a valet service here. Ya been Booted!  

Male Nurse Disparages Parking Attendant, Gets His Own Taste of 'Just Been Booted'! Yes, Mr. Professional thank you for your donation! Ya been Booted!  

Unwilling to Pay the Way, Car Finds Itself in Tow Bay! When Penny-Pinching Leads to Car Towing, the Price of Thrift Becomes All Too Clear!  Ya been TOWED!

No Free Parking for You! When Fate Gives a Boot, Rental Regrets Take Root! Sorry Boys this one might sting a bit! Ya been Towed!  

 Driver Attempts Car-Stay Challenge with Gear and Emergency Brake, Gets Unexpected Tow Show! Ya, Sorry bro YA BEEN TOWED! TOK THAT!

Genius Parks, Skips Payment, Ignoring Tow Truck Inches Away.  A Masterclass in Unmatched Awareness! Good Job Maynard!