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Food vs. Fees:

Good Old Boys Prioritize Their Meal's Temperature Over Paying, Learn a Cold Lesson in Convenience and Car Boots! Ya been Booted!  

Valet Vortex:

Guy Claims Nonexistent Service Parked His Car on Our Lot, Unleashing the Power of Imaginary Valet Magic! Folks, you won't believe this happened. It's a case of reality being stranger than fiction. This driver claimed that his truck was parked by a valet service in our lot. Surprisingly, he still had his keys and knew exactly where the truck was, but supposedly the "valet" took care of parking it for him. Here's the catch: we don't have a valet service here. Ya been Booted!  

Karma Strikes with a Boot:

Male Nurse Disparages Parking Attendant, Gets His Own Taste of 'Just Been Booted'! Yes, Mr. Professional thank you for your donation! Ya been Booted!  

No Pay, No Play:

Unwilling to Pay the Way, Car Finds Itself in Tow Bay! When Penny-Pinching Leads to Car Towing, the Price of Thrift Becomes All Too Clear!  Ya been TOWED!

Rental Car Booted:

No Free Parking for You! When Fate Gives a Boot, Rental Regrets Take Root! Sorry Boys this one might sting a bit! Ya been Towed!  

TikTok Tricks Gone Wrong:

 Driver Attempts Car-Stay Challenge with Gear and Emergency Brake, Gets Unexpected Tow Show! Ya, Sorry bro YA BEEN TOWED! TOK THAT!

Operational Awareness Takes a Holiday:

Genius Parks, Skips Payment, Ignoring Tow Truck Inches Away.  A Masterclass in Unmatched Awareness! Good Job Maynard!  

Park and Stroll:

Mom's Nighttime Towing Troubles Trigger Tumult! Unraveling the Mysteries of Evening Boot and a Mother's Quest for Parking "Safe Space." "Defying Mama Bear." When Towing Takes on the Bold Challenge of Facing an Unstoppable Force. Yes, We Can!

Princess on the Run:

Towing Team Considers Royal Delay as Mystery Surrounds Plastic Tiara-Wearing Lady. Will Her Birthday Save Her Car from the Clutches of the Tow Truck?  Spoiler, alert, NO!

When Speed Becomes Pointless:

Guy Challenges Towing Authority to a Race, Forgets It's Not a Game of Tag. Plot Twist: Truck Ownership Turns into a Parents Nightmare!

Who Needs Wheels? This Booted Superstar Takes Banking to New Heights—One Determined Step at a Time!

She asked “how she was going to get to the bank with her car booted.” I told her she had two legs and they both work.  Say hello to the Ultimate Pedestrian Power!

Ticket-Taming Itinerants:

Rental Drivers Fearlessly Dance with The Devil, Turning Parking  Infractions into Mere Paper Souvenirs! Not this time, Jethro, Ya been Booted!  

The Grand Towing Spectacle:

100th Tow of the Year Celebrated in Style! Daughter of a Banker's Misfortune Amplified by Her Well-Intentioned, But Oh-So-Unhelpful Friend! Sorry little girl, Ya been TOWED!   

Welcome to BootieLicous.com

  Welcome to BootieLicous.com the ultimate blog capturing the thrilling world of parking justice in North Kansas City, MO! Here at BootieLicous, we pride ourselves on showcasing the consequences of not paying for your parking spot in the most entertaining way possible. Parking can be a hassle, and sometimes people think they can get away with not paying their fair share. But fear not, for our dedicated team is here to bring you the delightful spectacle of booting those who try to dodge their parking fees. Our blog is dedicated to sharing the stories, photos, and the occasional video of those who find themselves on the receiving end of a well-deserved boot. North Kansas City is known for its vibrant community and bustling streets, where parking spots are a precious commodity. BootieLicous is committed to promoting fair parking practices, ensuring that everyone contributes to the upkeep and maintenance of the parking facilities they use. We believe that by highlighting the consequenc...

Law-Defying Daredevil Meets Her Match:

She Fought the Law, but the Law Won with a Witty Grin! Sorry Jane, you been TOWED!  

Sorry, Daddy No Bucks! Boot Removal Denied:

Big Man, No Tickee, No Washee, Car Stuck In a Shoe! Kid Strategically Parks, Informs Attendant he knows it's a Pay Lot, Then Casually Embarks on a Quest for Elusive Free Parking! Comes back later to find----- Ya been booted!  

Pay Station Hit and Run:

Reckless Parkers Tag Base, Leave in a Dash, Earn Themselves a One-Way Trip to the Tow Lot!"  Sorry Joe, you've been TOWED!

Sorority Sisters' Potty Pit Stop Turns into Booty Bonanza:

 Paying the Price for a Bathroom Break, They Opt for an Unplanned Bootover! Sorry girls Ya been booted!  

Master of Parking Shenanigans:

 Man Visits Pay Station, Forgets to Pay, and Unleashes Hilariously Nonsensical Excuse. Claims Boot Fee Boosts Availability of Open Spots! Oops, My Bad! Parking Enforcement Genius. Fool Chooses a High-Stakes Dance with the Boot Instead of Paying $3.00, Proving He's a Risk-Taking Rebel! Ya been booted!  P.S. We only boot those who do not pay........Hello!!!

Unforgettable Amnesia Strikes Again:

Woman Forgets to Pay, Claims It's a Common Occurrence in Her Forgetful Universe!  Well, forgetful Nellie Ya been Booted! 

GMC Yukon: Taking Subaru's Identity Crisis to a Whole New Level!

Subaru Plate Bandit Strikes Again! This Upstanding Citizen is Guilty of Deceitful Plate Swapping Shenanigans. Tisk Tisk Tisk, You Naughty Boy! Naughty, naughty you cheated!  Naughty, naughty! Ya been booted!  

Really?

“Would you really have towed me?“ Umm, yea. Ya been booted!

Bootifully Black

 Bootifully Black: The Truck That Won't Take 'Pay to Park' for an Answer! Ya been booted!

Tesla Gives the Boot a Shock: Hilariously Electrifying Parking Violation!

Looks like this Tesla found its sole-mate in a boot! Can't blame it for getting a little too 'charged' with the parking enforcement .  

Say it ain’t so Joe!

 Ya ben Bootie, LicousT ! 

Kansas Scofflaw

 Pay for one hour stay for 4! Ya been booted, have a nice day. 

Colorado Lies

 Saved him from a $375 tow and he was angry about it. Oh I didn’t know, ya right. Ya caught!  “We don’t have paid parking in Colorado” ya right…..please. 

Good job Maynard!

 Let it happen captain!  Yep ya done been booted, then towed! You are magic, you turned $3 pay to park into a $350 tow. Good job!  

Welcome to BootieLicous.com

Welcome to BootieLicous.com the ultimate blog capturing the thrilling world of parking justice in North Kansas City, MO! Here at BootieLicous, we pride ourselves on showcasing the consequences of not paying for your parking spot in the most entertaining way possible. Parking can be a hassle, and sometimes people think they can get away with not paying their fair share. But fear not, for our dedicated team is here to bring you the delightful spectacle of booting those who try to dodge their parking fees. Our blog is dedicated to sharing the stories, photos, and the occasional video of those who find themselves on the receiving end of a well-deserved boot. North Kansas City is known for its vibrant community and bustling streets, where parking spots are a precious commodity. BootieLicous is committed to promoting fair parking practices, ensuring that everyone contributes to the upkeep and maintenance of the parking facilities they use. We believe that by highlighting the consequences of ...

Hello, Genius you ya done been booted!

 Hello, Genius you ya done been booted! You played the game and lost......wa....wa.....wa......

Contestant number one, ya been booted!

Contestant number one, ya been booted!  Ya had a choice, pay $3.00 or be booted, and you chose unwisely.